Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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