if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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