Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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