Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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