Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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