have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm at about main and main street
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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