Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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