is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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