just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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