:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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