It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
where does the pee come out of this thing
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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