Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(707): View more from California

he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?

(1-707): View more from California

logic in its finest

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(703): View more from Virginia

Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.

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(229): View more from Georgia

He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.

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(251): View more from Alabama

when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight

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(707): View more from California

I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.

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(207): View more from Maine

i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.

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