I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day