he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.