i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...