: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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