walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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