i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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