I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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