I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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