But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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