If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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