my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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