no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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