After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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