Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
21 Bartenders That Are Definitely Winning At Their Jobs
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.