bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted