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(205): View more from Alabama

at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.

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(914): View more from New York

I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote

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(320): View more from Minnesota

her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her

(1-320): View more from Minnesota

that's how i am about ashleys and britneys

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.

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(980): View more from North Carolina

How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?

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(407): View more from Florida

We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."

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(805): View more from California

we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night

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