YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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