I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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