i just google imaged poop.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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