I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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