Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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