Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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