so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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