Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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