I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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