oh god the rape fog is back!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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