he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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