Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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