Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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