Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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