hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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