girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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