what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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