Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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