Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Randomize
