I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
no you cant smoke seaweed
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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