i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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