even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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