So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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