can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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