It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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