piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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