I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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