He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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