HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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