my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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