I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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