"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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